Ohhh man... that reminds me... this one time, at band camp. For real though I was at a party and the majority of the people ended up passing out, in the morning as some of us are putting our shoes on, one of my friends (or at least I thought he was) swipes his hand up another one of my friends ass crack and yells "CREDIT CARD"... the victim of the situation was bent over tying his shoe, he did one of those instant turn around fuckin popped his ass in the face punches.
Fucking, hilarious.
