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HomesickAlien · August 23rd, 2011, 11:48 PM

So a couple weeks ago I hit a deer -- completely fucked my whole bumper and hood. But it turned into a good thing they gave me plenty of money -- enough to get the RalliArt bumper I've wanted FOREVER and a custom paint job and still have some money in my pocket.

Well tonite I'm driving home, same road, same speed, same time, about a quarter-mile away from where I hit the last deer -- and this deer standing on the side of the road eating just....ATTACKS me!

I hit him head on dead center and launched him about 90 feet through air, he was seriously about 20 feet up in the air -- the eclipse bumper/hood makes a great launcher.

But hey, no worries -- all my parts are already in the mail and on the way ; )

MOTHAFUCKAAAA

cooler1997 · August 23rd, 2011, 11:51 PM

poor ol deer...

LPfenix182 · August 23rd, 2011, 11:52 PM

Lmfao u ran up on the dead deer

nokiauser · August 23rd, 2011, 11:53 PM

Good thing he didn't crash into your windshield. RIP Bambi!

jarhead0321usmc · August 24th, 2011, 12:17 AM

Bambi is fucking after you now Homesick, I would stay far away from that road from now on. They have a hit out on your ass lol

HomesickAlien · August 24th, 2011, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by jarhead0321usmc

Bambi is fucking after you now Homesick, I would stay far away from that road from now on. They have a hit out on your ass lol

Oh dude, if that bastard would have jumped out in front of me AFTER I had gotten my beautiful new RalliArt bumper and custom paint job....oh man.

I would have gotten that little dickshit's DNA and would be searching the woods up and down right now, killing off his entire little deer family and mutilating them one by one.

HomesickAlien · August 24th, 2011, 12:36 AM

(And that's a warning to all the deers around here that lurk but never post)

adamcky90 · August 24th, 2011, 12:37 AM

I came about 5 feet from hitting a deer tonight on my way home from work, I saw it cross the road way ahead of me so I slowed down. I was going about 25mph and it decided to jump off the hillside almost landing on my car, and go back to the other side of the road again. Damn deer...destroying our cars..but hey its their land too.

^HomesickAlien hahaha that's hilarious.

nokiauser · August 24th, 2011, 12:44 AM

How about this Deere?

jarhead0321usmc · August 24th, 2011, 12:47 AM

Hahahaha oh shit that is awesome, here I think I know away you can scare them away next time. Use this device.

jarhead0321usmc · August 24th, 2011, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by nokiauser

How about this Deere?

Id hit that deer but I wouldnt use my car to do it

adamcky90 · August 24th, 2011, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by nokiauser

How about this Deere?

friday-damn - YouTube

jarhead0321usmc · August 24th, 2011, 12:56 AM

Found another picture of her, all I can say is wow.

HomesickAlien · August 24th, 2011, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by jarhead0321usmc

Hahahaha oh shit that is awesome, here I think I know away you can scare them away next time. Use this device.

Mmmm yummy, that's like sooooo JDM. My Civic besties are gonna be like SUPER jealous. I wonder if it comes in carbon fiberz?

jarhead0321usmc · August 24th, 2011, 01:53 AM

I think the arrows actually are carbon lol

HomesickAlien · August 24th, 2011, 02:42 PM

Damn, I'm so fucking pissed. My radiator is fucked. The stupid ass dear like bent the center bar, where the hood clamps shut, into the radiator. My whole driveway is soaking wet. So I don't know when this thing will be driveable again ughhhh....

jarhead0321usmc · August 24th, 2011, 03:24 PM

That sucks man, sorry to hear that. I guess the deer had the last laugh, time to go hunting.

HomesickAlien · August 24th, 2011, 03:52 PM

I mean insurance is covering everything, and even put some extra money in my pocket -- buy damn in still waiting in all the parts to get in from the LAST deer I hit.

The good news is, most of the parts are already on the way -- the only new damage is that top bracket that goes over over the radiator and the hood clamps to, and the radiator itself.

So no biggie really, just adds more time to when my baby is finished. Ughh, it's killing me.

HomesickAlien · August 24th, 2011, 04:07 PM

JoeyC · August 24th, 2011, 04:28 PM

run em down lol

JoeyC · August 24th, 2011, 04:29 PM

here in az we smash into car size tumble weeds!

HomesickAlien · August 24th, 2011, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JoeyC

here in az we smash into car size tumble weeds!

BUT -- can you snap their legs off in midair and stand over their dead bodies and gloat?

"Yeah mothafucka you fucked up my car, but you dead bitch. You DEAD. I win"

And I guess since that's TWO deer in a week and a half, I'm BI-winning.

JoeyC · August 24th, 2011, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by HomesickAlien

BUT -- can you snap their legs off in midair and stand over their dead bodies and gloat?

"Yeah mothafucka you fucked up my car, but you dead bitch. You DEAD. I win"

And I guess since that's TWO deer in a week and a half, I'm BI-winning.

lol-today i left work and some ass hole put a cone (u know the orange cones) well he put that shit in road and som hoe i didnt see it until i was 1 foot away i was pissed but laughing cuz i draged that shit 30 ft lol i got out later and noticed a chip in paint-errrr oh well i laughed

jarhead0321usmc · August 24th, 2011, 06:07 PM

Chipped your paint id tweak shit Joey lol

HomesickAlien · August 24th, 2011, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by jarhead0321usmc

Chipped your paint id tweak shit Joey lol

For sure.

I'd stand in the middle of the road with a sign that said 'Is this your cone?'

FeaRlezZ · August 24th, 2011, 06:52 PM

im gonna go find myself a deer in my mothers car . . she needs a new hood and fender

Asian Cracker · August 24th, 2011, 07:36 PM

Deer annoy me, they are always by my parents house because this lady feeds them, there's seriously like 2-3 dozen of them in the mornings.

stangcobra · August 24th, 2011, 07:49 PM

mishimoto aluminium radiator, gogogogo
I mean, if insurance is paying...lol

HomesickAlien · August 24th, 2011, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by stangcobra

mishimoto aluminium radiator, gogogogo
I mean, if insurance is paying...lol

Man I thought about that and I would, but they don't have one listed for our car in their website. It stops with 3G.

PearlGreenNMean · August 24th, 2011, 10:16 PM

I was at a stop sign, and a mother fucker hit me. Not as bad as you though. :O
fucking deer. STUPID STUPID useless as animals

adamcky90 · August 24th, 2011, 11:26 PM

My uncle was telling me this one day they were going down the road with his friend and he looked out the window and BAM! A deer's face just nailed his window, he said they stopped and watched the deer stand there all wobbly like "woaaaahhh man" and then it just trotted off.

HomesickAlien · August 24th, 2011, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by adamcky90

My uncle was telling me this one day they were going down the road with his friend and he looked out the window and BAM! A deer's face just nailed his window, he said they stopped and watched the deer stand there all wobbly like "woaaaahhh man" and then it just trotted off.

Yeah dude. They are dumb as a god damn brick. And mine didn't 'trot off', he flew about ninety feet in the air missing one leg and probably died before he hit the ground. Dumbass.

Seriously, the dumb fuck was standing there eating grass on the other side of the road and decided at some point he was in grave danger there in the grass and jumping into my speeding hood was MUCH safer.

FUCKING. DUMB. ASS.

HomesickAlien · August 24th, 2011, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by PearlGreenNMean

I was at a stop sign, and a mother fucker hit me. Not as bad as you though. :O
fucking deer. STUPID STUPID useless as animals

Yep. Had that happen to me in my old car one time. Sitting there minding my own business and -- BAM! I was like, what the fuck? And then I see a dazed and confused deer walking backwards wondering back into the woods.

No wonder the Government gives us several months a year to kill as many of the fuckers as possible.

jarhead0321usmc · August 25th, 2011, 04:21 AM

Idk what it is but deer in my parts are alittle smarter they tend to stay in one spot

NitroGlisson · August 25th, 2011, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by jarhead0321usmc

Idk what it is but deer in my parts are alittle smarter they tend to stay in one spot

Those are yard ornaments!

NitroGlisson · August 25th, 2011, 11:54 AM

You need to change your handle to "Deer Slayer"!

GTin702 · August 25th, 2011, 01:06 PM

See prof that deer can commit suicide and now they know you are the one to help.

jarhead0321usmc · August 25th, 2011, 02:28 PM

Damn there are a lot of depressed ass deer, prozac anyone?"

HomesickAlien · August 25th, 2011, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by jarhead0321usmc

Damn there are a lot of depressed ass deer, prozac anyone?"

And now I'm a depressed ass 4G owner : (

August 23rd, 2011, 11:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
HomesickAlien Senior Member Name: Jon Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Wrightsville Beach, NC Vehicle: 2008/Eclipse/Not a GT ; ( Posts: 1,203 Rep Power: 3	THE DEERS ARE ATTACKlNG!!!! So a couple weeks ago I hit a deer -- completely fucked my whole bumper and hood. But it turned into a good thing they gave me plenty of money -- enough to get the RalliArt bumper I've wanted FOREVER and a custom paint job and still have some money in my pocket. Well tonite I'm driving home, same road, same speed, same time, about a quarter-mile away from where I hit the last deer -- and this deer standing on the side of the road eating just....ATTACKS me! I hit him head on dead center and launched him about 90 feet through air, he was seriously about 20 feet up in the air -- the eclipse bumper/hood makes a great launcher. But hey, no worries -- all my parts are already in the mail and on the way ; ) MOTHAFUCKAAAA __________________ Fujita F5 Cold Air Intake> RRE Headers> WORKS Axleback Exhuast> RRE Underdrive Pulley> Meghan Racing Springs> NOS Octane Booster> Seven Nitros Last edited by HomesickAlien; August 23rd, 2011 at 11:51 PM. Reason: Because.

August 23rd, 2011, 11:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
LPfenix182 <3's bewbz Name: Renato Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Long Island NY Vehicle: 07 Eclipse GS Posts: 1,927 Rep Power: 6	Lmfao u ran up on the dead deer __________________

August 24th, 2011, 12:17 AM	#5 (permalink)
jarhead0321usmc Celer, Silens, Mortalis Name: Rob Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Maine Vehicle: 2006 GT Posts: 1,041 Rep Power: 3	Bambi is fucking after you now Homesick, I would stay far away from that road from now on. They have a hit out on your ass lol __________________ "If you teabag someone with a nut allergy is that attempted murder?" -J Chris Newberg

August 24th, 2011, 12:36 AM	#7 (permalink)
HomesickAlien Senior Member Name: Jon Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Wrightsville Beach, NC Vehicle: 2008/Eclipse/Not a GT ; ( Posts: 1,203 Rep Power: 3	(And that's a warning to all the deers around here that lurk but never post) __________________ Fujita F5 Cold Air Intake> RRE Headers> WORKS Axleback Exhuast> RRE Underdrive Pulley> Meghan Racing Springs> NOS Octane Booster> Seven Nitros

August 24th, 2011, 12:37 AM	#8 (permalink)
adamcky90 Deez Nutz Name: Adam Join Date: May 2011 Location: Mt.Pleasant, PA Vehicle: 2007 Eclipse GS Manual Posts: 383 Rep Power: 2	I came about 5 feet from hitting a deer tonight on my way home from work, I saw it cross the road way ahead of me so I slowed down. I was going about 25mph and it decided to jump off the hillside almost landing on my car, and go back to the other side of the road again. Damn deer...destroying our cars..but hey its their land too. ^HomesickAlien hahaha that's hilarious. Last edited by adamcky90; August 24th, 2011 at 12:42 AM.

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THE DEERS ARE ATTACKlNG!!!!

August 23rd, 2011, 11:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
cooler1997 Junior Member Name: SC Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: West Covina, CA Vehicle: 2011 Eclipse GS Posts: 28 Rep Power: 2	poor ol deer...

August 23rd, 2011, 11:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
nokiauser Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Vehicle: Eclipse GS 5 Speed Posts: 664 Rep Power: 1	Good thing he didn't crash into your windshield. RIP Bambi!

August 24th, 2011, 12:44 AM	#9 (permalink)
nokiauser Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Vehicle: Eclipse GS 5 Speed Posts: 664 Rep Power: 1	How about this Deere?

August 24th, 2011, 12:47 AM	#10 (permalink)
jarhead0321usmc Celer, Silens, Mortalis Name: Rob Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Maine Vehicle: 2006 GT Posts: 1,041 Rep Power: 3	Hahahaha oh shit that is awesome, here I think I know away you can scare them away next time. Use this device. __________________ "If you teabag someone with a nut allergy is that attempted murder?" -J Chris Newberg

August 24th, 2011, 12:56 AM	#13 (permalink)
jarhead0321usmc Celer, Silens, Mortalis Name: Rob Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Maine Vehicle: 2006 GT Posts: 1,041 Rep Power: 3	Found another picture of her, all I can say is wow. __________________ "If you teabag someone with a nut allergy is that attempted murder?" -J Chris Newberg

August 24th, 2011, 01:53 AM	#15 (permalink)
jarhead0321usmc Celer, Silens, Mortalis Name: Rob Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Maine Vehicle: 2006 GT Posts: 1,041 Rep Power: 3	I think the arrows actually are carbon lol __________________ "If you teabag someone with a nut allergy is that attempted murder?" -J Chris Newberg

August 24th, 2011, 02:42 PM	#16 (permalink)
HomesickAlien Senior Member Name: Jon Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Wrightsville Beach, NC Vehicle: 2008/Eclipse/Not a GT ; ( Posts: 1,203 Rep Power: 3	Damn, I'm so fucking pissed. My radiator is fucked. The stupid ass dear like bent the center bar, where the hood clamps shut, into the radiator. My whole driveway is soaking wet. So I don't know when this thing will be driveable again ughhhh.... __________________ Fujita F5 Cold Air Intake> RRE Headers> WORKS Axleback Exhuast> RRE Underdrive Pulley> Meghan Racing Springs> NOS Octane Booster> Seven Nitros

August 24th, 2011, 03:24 PM	#17 (permalink)
jarhead0321usmc Celer, Silens, Mortalis Name: Rob Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Maine Vehicle: 2006 GT Posts: 1,041 Rep Power: 3	That sucks man, sorry to hear that. I guess the deer had the last laugh, time to go hunting. __________________ "If you teabag someone with a nut allergy is that attempted murder?" -J Chris Newberg

August 24th, 2011, 03:52 PM	#18 (permalink)
HomesickAlien Senior Member Name: Jon Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Wrightsville Beach, NC Vehicle: 2008/Eclipse/Not a GT ; ( Posts: 1,203 Rep Power: 3	I mean insurance is covering everything, and even put some extra money in my pocket -- buy damn in still waiting in all the parts to get in from the LAST deer I hit. The good news is, most of the parts are already on the way -- the only new damage is that top bracket that goes over over the radiator and the hood clamps to, and the radiator itself. So no biggie really, just adds more time to when my baby is finished. Ughh, it's killing me. __________________ Fujita F5 Cold Air Intake> RRE Headers> WORKS Axleback Exhuast> RRE Underdrive Pulley> Meghan Racing Springs> NOS Octane Booster> Seven Nitros

August 24th, 2011, 04:07 PM	#19 (permalink)
HomesickAlien Senior Member Name: Jon Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Wrightsville Beach, NC Vehicle: 2008/Eclipse/Not a GT ; ( Posts: 1,203 Rep Power: 3	__________________ Fujita F5 Cold Air Intake> RRE Headers> WORKS Axleback Exhuast> RRE Underdrive Pulley> Meghan Racing Springs> NOS Octane Booster> Seven Nitros

August 24th, 2011, 04:28 PM	#20 (permalink)
JoeyC -cruzer- Name: joeyc Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: AZ Vehicle: 2006 ECLIPSE GT Posts: 1,579 Rep Power: 3	run em down lol __________________

August 24th, 2011, 04:29 PM	#21 (permalink)
JoeyC -cruzer- Name: joeyc Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: AZ Vehicle: 2006 ECLIPSE GT Posts: 1,579 Rep Power: 3	here in az we smash into car size tumble weeds! __________________

August 24th, 2011, 06:07 PM	#24 (permalink)
jarhead0321usmc Celer, Silens, Mortalis Name: Rob Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Maine Vehicle: 2006 GT Posts: 1,041 Rep Power: 3	Chipped your paint id tweak shit Joey lol __________________ "If you teabag someone with a nut allergy is that attempted murder?" -J Chris Newberg

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FeaRlezZ tUNED. Name: Brian Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Boston, MA Vehicle: 2009 4G69 Posts: 3,007 Rep Power: 5	im gonna go find myself a deer in my mothers car . . she needs a new hood and fender __________________ AEM FIC / UEGO Wideband + POD / Custom Bolted Last edited by FeaRlezZ; August 24th, 2011 at 06:56 PM.

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Asian Cracker Queen Goon Tournaments Won: 3 Name: Lisa Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: San Antonio Vehicle: 06/Eclipse GT Posts: 11,370 Rep Power: 75	Deer annoy me, they are always by my parents house because this lady feeds them, there's seriously like 2-3 dozen of them in the mornings. __________________ Chaos - lisa i like your car a lot. Here's why, the black says ill fuck you up if you try to mess with me but the pink accents tells me that you'll cuddle afterwards -Mods: SRI, Exhaust, Headers, Stiffy, Rear Sway bar, Motor Mount, Reflashed Ecu, Black -Pink Rims , Spoiler,Painted tail lights, 2% Tint Tein Springs,-

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stangcobra Has A Big Member Name: Jake Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Cary NC Vehicle: 01 svt cobra Posts: 1,215 Rep Power: 3	mishimoto aluminium radiator, gogogogo I mean, if insurance is paying...lol __________________ http://stancerocks.tumblr.com/

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PearlGreenNMean G-TuneD... Name: George Platt Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Florida, Weirsdale Vehicle: 2009/Eclipse/GS Posts: 1,289 Rep Power: 3	I was at a stop sign, and a mother fucker hit me. Not as bad as you though. :O fucking deer. STUPID STUPID useless as animals __________________ HAVE: OBX Exhaust Header+ Mid pipe, TB bypass, Custom CAI, HID Halo Sonar Projectors, Aero 2540i, Dash kit, AEM FIC, D2 Coilovers, 2 JBL GT5-12's powered by Power Acoustik SOON: Turbo Kit... GT25 WANT: Custom painted Rims, 4 bars of sway, and the rest of my fucking turbo kit.

August 24th, 2011, 11:26 PM	#31 (permalink)
adamcky90 Deez Nutz Name: Adam Join Date: May 2011 Location: Mt.Pleasant, PA Vehicle: 2007 Eclipse GS Manual Posts: 383 Rep Power: 2	My uncle was telling me this one day they were going down the road with his friend and he looked out the window and BAM! A deer's face just nailed his window, he said they stopped and watched the deer stand there all wobbly like "woaaaahhh man" and then it just trotted off.

August 25th, 2011, 04:21 AM	#34 (permalink)
jarhead0321usmc Celer, Silens, Mortalis Name: Rob Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Maine Vehicle: 2006 GT Posts: 1,041 Rep Power: 3	Idk what it is but deer in my parts are alittle smarter they tend to stay in one spot __________________ "If you teabag someone with a nut allergy is that attempted murder?" -J Chris Newberg

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NitroGlisson Soon to be SC'd :) Name: Don Glisson Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Raleigh, NC Vehicle: 2008 Eclipse GT Posts: 25,383 Rep Power: 30	You need to change your handle to "Deer Slayer"! __________________ Mods: Nitro's Little Girl With Attitude

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GTin702 Member Name: Scott G. Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Las Vegas Vehicle: 2007/GT/6sp Posts: 95 Rep Power: 1	See prof that deer can commit suicide and now they know you are the one to help. __________________ Fujita F5 CAI, Projector headlights, 8000 & 6000 HID lights, all inside lights LED, 20" Rims, and Spec Stage 2+.

August 25th, 2011, 02:28 PM	#38 (permalink)
jarhead0321usmc Celer, Silens, Mortalis Name: Rob Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Maine Vehicle: 2006 GT Posts: 1,041 Rep Power: 3	Damn there are a lot of depressed ass deer, prozac anyone?" __________________ "If you teabag someone with a nut allergy is that attempted murder?" -J Chris Newberg

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