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Member
Join Date: Feb 2010
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2007/GS/Rave red
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Anti-tailgate device
so right now my rear windshield fuild sprayer just kinda dribbles out fluid all over my rear windshield and doesnt do shit...well i was thinking about fixing it today when i remembered my friends old chevy dullie truck(the black stallion) how one of the front windshield fuild things just shot like 20ish ft straight and we would spray cars that pissed us off it was so funny that we filled it with water cause we were always using it.
well so instead of having a usless rear sprayer that i never use for a wiper i never use could i just rig it to spray people who get to close and how would i go about rigging that so it looks normal...putting it back to normal shouldn't be a problem im assuming i just have to take off the part that mists the fluid on the end of the tube to shoot it and just re install it to return to "factory" "spray settings" lol
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Senior Member
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Brandon
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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lol such a funny idea.
much smarter than downshifting 1-2 gears like i usually do. definitely not a fan of people riding so close i cant see their headlights... if you figure this out post a how-to, i'll be adjusting mine as well
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Soon to be SC'd :)
Name:
Don Glisson
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Raleigh, NC
Vehicle:
2008 Eclipse GT
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Back in high school and going on a trip to the beach...we filled up the reservoir with liquor and ran the tube in through the glove box. It mixed a strong drink and you had little control over it
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Huge Member
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Steve
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Tampa FL
Vehicle:
2006 Eclipse GT-N
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We did this with a friends old jeep..use to fuck with people when the walked behind the car or with people tailgating.
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Three Diamonds
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The most optimal way to handle tailgaters is to simply take your foot off the gas.
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Senior Member
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Mike
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Columbia, South Carolina
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Or do like I did a few days ago. I was on the interstate in the left hand lane doing about 80mph in a 60mph zone and this car wouldn't get off my ass so I had a clear lane ahead of me and downshifted from 6th to 4th and hit the gas. Looked back and he was way behind me.
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Senior Member
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Tanner
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Oklahoma
Vehicle:
2008 eclipse GS
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I had a redneck buddy that had a spotlight on the back of his truck, that was a pretty good way to do it.
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Pussy Magnet = Stock
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Will
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: El Cajon/San Diego, CA
Vehicle:
2007 Eclipse Spyder GT-PN
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Queen Goon
Tournaments Won: 3 Name:
Lisa
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: San Antonio
Vehicle:
06/Eclipse GT
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^ LOLOLOL
I brake check tailgaters.
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Queen Goon
Tournaments Won: 3 Name:
Lisa
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Location: San Antonio
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Only when I don't have the kids in the car.
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Chaos - lisa i like your car a lot. Here's why, the black says ill fuck you up if you try to mess with me but the pink accents tells me that you'll cuddle afterwards -Mods: SRI, Exhaust, Headers, Stiffy, Rear Sway bar, Motor Mount, Reflashed Ecu, Black -Pink Rims , Spoiler,Painted tail lights, 2% Tint Tein Springs,- |
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Stranded. That's what.
Name:
Kazi
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: West Palm Beach , Florida. OLD PEOPLE CITY.
Vehicle:
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If someone manages to hook this up ; I'm so doing this. Ingenious idea! Why didn't I think of this?! Damn. Ya'll are some damn miscreaents!
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"Uncle" Clayton
Tournaments Won: 1 Name:
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Ft.Myers Fl
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2007 GT
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I lockem up, have yet to be hit. On the way to Orlando for a meet last year I came to a dead stop from 90 on the interstate but that sure got the bitch off my ass.
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Stranded. That's what.
Name:
Kazi
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: West Palm Beach , Florida. OLD PEOPLE CITY.
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So wait, if you lock up the brakes on a tail gater and they rear end you....who's fault would it be on the insurance?
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<( -.-<) (>-.- )>
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Juan Suarez
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Houston, Austin
Vehicle:
2009 GS 5speed
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It's always the fault of the one who hits you from behind because they can't prove a cat ran on the road ;D
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dirty frenchie
Name:
Pat
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Edmonton, AB
Vehicle:
08 GT Spyder 6MT
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i should have done this when this cop in an unmarked Grand Prix was pacing me out on a residential street (i was doing like 65-70 in a 50 kph zone)...
he almost rear-ended when i made my turn... i should have just hit the brakes hard and get him to pay instead of me
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<( -.-<) (>-.- )>
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Juan Suarez
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Houston, Austin
Vehicle:
2009 GS 5speed
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How would that go because couldn't they say they were already chasing you and you just slammed your brakes?
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Got Camber? 10.5+15 of IT
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Fuzzy Wuzzy Umpkin
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: AR
Vehicle:
2006 Eclipse GT
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People wonder why i keep so many coins in my cup holders and and ride around with the sun roof back all the time...
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Soon to be SC'd :)
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Don Glisson
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Raleigh, NC
Vehicle:
2008 Eclipse GT
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You really aren't that far off.....it was the early seventies
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Soon to be SC'd :)
Name:
Don Glisson
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Okay if that was hit....here's another one. We took the spare tire out of the front of an old Honda Civic (it was fairly new then). Loaded in a pony keg, packed it in bags of ice, and ran the tap out through the dash. Had a tap just like at a bar (still have it
). We could pour drafts right off the dash. Problem was most of it was head....with all the vibration from the road the keg never really settled so you had half a cup of beer and half of suds. After about 10 or so it didn't matter anyway.
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dirty frenchie
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Pat
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Location: Edmonton, AB
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Stranded. That's what.
Name:
Kazi
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: West Palm Beach , Florida. OLD PEOPLE CITY.
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Okay I need to be sure before I do this:
So if a tail gater is tail gating me and I brake and he rear-ends me I get insurance money right? If so; NEW RALLIART BUMPA HERE I COME!!!!!!!!
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Elitist Prick
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Jason
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Cincinnati
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2011/Eclipse GS
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I used to keep a small bag of marbles on my bike. If someone crowded me, I would just flip one over my shoulder. Very effective.
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Two Tone is new age
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Jason
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Location: Medina, Ohio
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Well in ohio if you brake check someone then its your fault. That saying there has to be another witness or you could say you saw a deer or something.
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Kalapana Krew!!!
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Chris
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Holloman AFB, NM
Vehicle:
'06 Eclipse GT
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I just go too fast for tailgaters! Generally I go 5-10 over, for tailgaters, 5-10 under! Nitro, I wish I was born back in the 70's. Your stories are awesome!!!
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Mike
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I've thrown a milkshake out the window before at some bitch tailgating me. I brake checked her ass, flipped her off and gave her mean looks in the rear view mirror and she still didn't back off. At that point I was so pissed off and had about half a milkshake in my cup holder and I let it fly! Shit hit her windshield and splattered everywhere! I died laughing then her ghetto ass pulled up beside me and was yelling some shit at me and I just looked over, smiled and flipped her ass off again and hit the gas.
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Stranded. That's what.
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Kazi
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Stranded. That's what.
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Kazi
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Figures. I don't even understand what the mentality of tailgaters are. What purpose is there to following me so damn close when every other lane is open?! I swear one time I was driving home in a downpour and I was driving slow as possible to not suck up water in my CAI and this idiot in an acura just kept driving behind me even though I had my hazards on and was driving slow as a brick and even though THERE WERE TWO OTHER FUCKING LANES RIGHT NEXT TO ME THAT HAD NO OTHER CARS ON THE ROAD WHATSOEVER and I just got so pissed at how stupidly close the asshole was so I just came to a total stop. The idiot still kept driving as close as he could to me!!!! What the FUCK?! He stopped behind me and then had the balls to blow his horn at me! I got out of my car and pulled out a two feet long ice hammer I had conveniently with me at the time and the asshole backed up so fast and gunned it to the other lanes. I just......what the hell man.
As far as your story; damn that was hilarious and all but I do not think that ghetto bitch was worth your milkshake. But the epic lulz made up for it. I'm picturing you with the top down and you look all intimidating and big and shit and then you just toss a strawberry milkshake backhanded like a pimp and it just splattered. Maaaan I would have died laughing. and besides, even if she called the cops what could they have done? you'd either be A. Long gone B. The cops would laugh at her ass for being so stupid and for having milkshake all over.
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Mike
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I have been rear ended before in my other car so I don't play when people tailgate and funny think is it was actually a strawberry milkshake! I do carry my 9mm with me at all times so I could have pulled that out and I'm sure she would have backed the fuck off then too.
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Stranded. That's what.
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Kazi
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Damn thats some bullshit. Stupid asss tailgaters. LAWL @ the milkshake. Such a heroic thing. Yeah....stupid people are big pains in the ass and they always think they're hot shit till they get simmered down. I don't understand why people think they can fuck around with others. I don't like starting shit or being involved in anything because you never know what that other guy is packing but just these ghetto idiots running their mouths. Don't they get afraid of being shot!!!
With that said...if a gun was pulled you'd have to GTFO there ASAP.
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I have a conceal and carry permit so I can carry it anywhere I want pretty much as long as it is concealed. I was actually at the range today doing some practice. I just figured the strawberry milkshake was less lethal.
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